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methproblem:

drugs not uggs

baboushkat:

the optician asked me how many hours i spend on my laptop yesterday and i really quietly said “10-14” and she said “pardon?” 4 times

sfux:

i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together

whiteboywaves:

are you there god? it’s a me mario

skarvika:

decomposing is a great way to lose weight

niick4:

how nice would it be if the more you looked at hot people the hotter you got

familyfriendlyurl:

like there are an unlimited number of possible jokes you can make that do not rely on belittling people

vanillish:

My favorite studying method is crying

beyonces-butt:

I hate it when you’ve been really on edge for a while and then you have a breakdown over a little thing and everyone thinks that you’re getting super upset about not washing your hair

allmonds:

If u dont add tags when u reblog my selfie how am i supposed to know how u feel about me

2073:

money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference

khajiduh:

if i were famous, i’d go to a red carpet event in a fashionable tan leather dress, and when they asked me who i was wearing, i’d say ‘i don’t know her name, but she had a beautiful complexion, didn’t she?’